Have you ever had a lesion inside your mouth? Perhaps on the side of your inner cheek ? A festering ulceration which you gnaw at with your molars and constantly swipe with the tip of your tongue? I believe they are called canker sores. If you have one on your lip it’s a mild form of herpes. If you have one on or near your anus, it is referred to as a hemorrhoid. And If you have one in your office, it’s called your boss. They are all equally annoying and bothersome but at least the first 3 forms disappear with some topical ointment. If the same was the case for the fourth , I’d come to work with a super soaker engorged with Preparation H.
It would be tolerable if the guy generated an ounce of revenue. I would walk out of the huddle confident if he was a hall of famer, worn a jersey or ever scored a point. The fact is, everywhere I worked in this god forsaken business I have had to listen to some complete idiot tell me and my cohorts what to do. I guess it is the American way. It’s mindboggling. I am sure you all caught the Goldman/ AIG/ derivatives hearing. The individuals who we elected to represent our country are all morons, why should it be any different in the political environment we work within ? Something has to change.
We owe it to ourselves and to honor our forefathers whose living dream is dying before our very eyes. Obama has substituted for George Washington. The “ Father of His country” replaced by a disobedient step son. If there’s an idiot running the country it makes sense to have one running my office. If it were the 18th century there would certainly be cause for mutiny on my vessel. Unfortunately I am unable to bound my captain and launch him overboard. Instead I’ll just sit here with herpes covered lips and kiss his hemorrhoid ridden ass.
Gambler
