I thought the guys in my old shop had issues… Wait until you get a load of this crew.
Stay tuned,
Dopey
First Day On the New Job
6 responses to “First Day On the New Job”
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Way to go, Dopey!!
here’s another good joke you fellas can use the next time you get stopped for speeding, or head down South:
A farmer got pulled over by state trooper Jon for speeding, and the trooper started to lecture the farmer about his speed, and in general began to throw his weight around to try to make the farmer uncomfortable. Finally, trooper Jon got around to writing out the ticket, and as he was doing that he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his head. The farmer said, Having some problems with circle flies there, are ya?
Trooper Jon stopped writing the ticket and said, Well yeah, if thats what they areI never heard of circle flies.
So the farmer said, Well, circle flies are common on farms. See, theyre called circle flies because theyre almost always found, circling around the back end of a horse.”
The trooper said, Oh, and went back to writing the ticket. Then after a minute he stopped and said, “Hey, wait a minute, are you trying to call me a horses ass?”
Oh no, officer. I have too much respect for law enforcement and police officers to even think about calling you a horses ass.
Trooper Jon said, “Well, thats a good thing,” and went back to writing the ticket.
After a long pause, the farmer said, “Hard to fool them flies though.”
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congrats….I’ll open the new account today so you can start sending me orders… nickel work?
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Welcome to the Terror Dome.
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Al, how come there’s no puerto ricans on star trek?
Cause they don’t work in the future either.
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OK, WHAT HAPPENED…….
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wasn’t uhura puerto rican?
