Always Be Closing,
Dopey
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9 comments on Coffee’s for Closer’s…
Coffee’s for Closer’s…
9 responses to “Coffee’s for Closer’s…”
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These douches are peddling real estate, and the sad thing is my wife almost got snookered into some time share like Rio Rancho Estates. It was a lucky thing she is not allowed to sign anything without me having a look at it.
That’s why these type of boilerroom operations make the dough. From saps who can’t wait to give their money away.
I say bring back the bimbos!
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I am not sure anyone finds this fat broad bone-able. Which reminds me of a very heady question you can ask the fellas on the desk. They did not know the answer, and neither did I:
Q. Did you hear about the gay rabbit?
A. He found a hare up his ass.
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could that possibly be mrs. veoli? my gut (and hers)tells me YES
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That isn’t my squeeze. Granted she ain’t as hot as she was 19 years ago when I married her, but she hasn’t blimped out. She keeps relatively slim (using my wallet) and is still looked at by younger guys, but she is loyal to me and keeps me warm at night. You fellas oughta try marriage. If you can afford it, it ain’t a bad gig. You have the same broad to bang, so you don’t have to worry about disease, and though the sex does get repetative, it aint a bad thing to repeat if you like it.
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Here’s one for Dopey:
A guy goes to pick up his date for the evening. She’s not ready yet, so he has to sit in the living room with her parents. He has a BAD case of gas and really needs to relieve some pressure. Then, the family dog jumps up on the couch next to him. He decides that he can let a little fart out and if anyone notices they will think that the dog did it. He farts, and the woman yells, “Spot, get down from there.” The guy thinks, “Great, they think the dog did it.” He releases another fart, and the woman again yells for the dog to get down. This goes on for a couple more farts. Finally the woman yells, “Dammit Spot, get down before he shits all over you.
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Elvis–were you this guy?
This guy was walking down the street and this hooker says, “Say, wanna have a good time?” as he looked him up and down seductively. “Sure,” he says and they are off to the nearest motel. She takes off her clothes and he keeps staring at her. She says, “Is this the first pussy you seen since you crawled out of one?” The guy says, “Nope, just the first one I’ve seen big enough to crawl back into.”
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Uncle. I think I need to start writing soon before Al starts scaring people away for ever with jokes like that last one. -Dopey
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OK, let’s talk politics. What is going on with our rich uncle?
For those of you fellas that don’t know who that is, you should consult the Urban Dictionary, where the term is defined as:
Uncle Sam.So named for government’s spending habits.
“our rich uncle better cut back on his spending my money.”
For those of you fellas who don’t know about the Urban Dictionary, have a look at Urbandictionary.com.
Pretty wild stuff.
