Customer Quote of the Day:
“If you want to know what real love is, then lock both your wife and your dog in the trunk of your car. Wait two hours, then open the trunk and see who misses you.” – D.W.
True Love
4 responses to “True Love”
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It would definitely be the shitter. The dog, that is, not the wife. 2 hours away from shopping? OMG! That beeotch would have me by the cohones! I’m not sure how much it would cost me.
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Nice… I also like,
You can lose money chasing women, but you can’t lose women chasing money -
sit, stay, good girl
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Hey, I thought Elvis had left the building. Way to go, Elvis, my man!
