Kile Wygle, and Ohio man and the Leonardo Da Vinci of our time, who built this magical device was given a DUI ticket by “the man” earlier this week. This is exactly what’s wrong with America. President Jesus… I mean Obama, likes to highlight that Americans have lost their creative abilities and how we need to get back to the foundations and tenants that built this once great country. Not only did this genius manage to drink 15 American beers without spilling a drop, with limited resources he created this concoction that was just two bolts and one shot glass short of a time machine… an accomplishment that would have impressed the likes of MacGuyver himself and one that I consider life changing.
So what do we do..? We give the man a ticket and throw him in jail. We should be ashamed.
-Six Gun
