I was hanging out by the new park in front of the W near the waterfront in Hoboken Sunday. My girlfriend pointed out the number of men who now wear scarves. I’m not talking about wool scarves that serve a purpose when its cold. I’m talking but about the thin, colorful, “look at me” , “I should be on the cover of J Crew” scarves.
What’s even more disturbing is that these scarves are color coordinated to match the rest of these metrosexuals’ outfits. They look like something George Michael would wear before going on stage with Wham or something Leonardo DiCaprio would toss on before hitting the bathroom stalls in “The Basketball Diaries”. Now before all you metrosexuals get your panties in a bunch, keep reading.
I am fully aware that we need to dress the part these days and look good to pull in quality ass… but do you really need to dress like the world is a polo photo shoot on a 65 degree day on Sunday afternoon? I mean is it now ok for men to prep before they go out to take a walk? Like a chick? Is it now taboo for men to dress like men. To go watch a game wearing a pulled down baseball lid, a tee shirt and a pair of Levi’s. If you’re going to a club, or out to dinner on a date, then by all means take some time, look good enough to put yourself in the position to close when the nights over. A=always, B=be, C=closing. Always be closing. …. God bless you.
Let’s stop walking around like a cross-dresser’s who are afraid to get their hair messed up. In other words… back waxing YES… pedicure NO. For the few women who read this site, and I know you’re out there. Wouldn’t you rather be in bed with a real man that can deliver the goods, versus these petite, sensitive dainty males who look like they might pass on sex out of fear of sweating?
-Six Gun
