Everybody is talking about Ohio woman, Connie Culp, who’s husband took a shotgun five years ago and put a hole where her face used to be. Surgeons transplanted about 80 percent of Culp’s face using facial tissue from a dead woman that was placed like a mask atop her own. Their calling this “the first U.S. face transplant”. Almost her entire face was replaced, except for the forehead, upper eyelids, lower lip and chin. Tuesday was the unveiling and first time Connie displayed the results from her surgery in public.
I can’t believe THIS is what people are calling a major medical break through. Somebody should get sued. I kept seeing that face pop up on the television yesterday and was like “What the fuck is that?”… Not for nothing, but if your the doctor responsible for that… unless your Doctor Fuckin’ Frankenstein… do you really want that face to be your claim to fame? You know his doctor buddies have got to be calling him relentlessly just to give him shit. Who in their right mind after seeing photo’s of her would even consider walking into that man’s practice. “Hey Doc – I want some of that!” When he gets done tightening the bolts in her neck, he’d better get started on changing his name and relocating his practice to another country. She looks like a South Park episode.
Fuck. If that was my wife, and she came home looking like that… I’d shoot her again.
-Dopey
