I recently picked up a new account and after a couple weeks of ignoring my IM’s and phone calls he finally decided to give me a shot and test things out with a small order.  That was his first mistake.  His second mistake was sending it over IM.  For your amusement and my abusement I have copy and pasted the entire IM conversation.  Except for the client’s name and stock symbol, I haven’t changed a single word.

15:46:48  CUSTY : buy 5000 xyz 29.72
15:46:53  DOPEYCOWBOY : k
15:48:04  DOPEYCOWBOY : XYZ… you bot 5k @ 29.8784
15:48:29  CUSTY : ?
15:49:08  DOPEYCOWBOY : no?
15:49:21  CUSTY : its ok  had a 29.72 limit
15:49:52  DOPEYCOWBOY : nothing done
15:49:55  DOPEYCOWBOY : sorry
15:49:58  DOPEYCOWBOY : ur choice
15:50:03  CUSTY : no dont worry bout it
15:50:25  DOPEYCOWBOY : You impressed yet?
15:50:45  DOPEYCOWBOY : cause I got plenty more where that came from

On top of my game,

Dopey

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4 responses to “First Trade with a New Account!!!”

  1. Al Veoli Avatar
    Al Veoli

    When you are peddling retail, this is the kind of stuff you have to put up with. Of course you have to suck dick with a guy that will buy 5K of stock, but not when you’re talking about 500-1K orders.

    That’s why I went into the wholesale mkt. You have to kiss institutional asses, they also stink, but you aren’t dicking around for a $500 commission.

  2. Al Veoli Hater Avatar

    Al is such a BSD that he thinks 5k orders are size. I’m sure we’re all equally impressed. Al, please off yourself via handgun.

  3. sixgun Avatar

    why does it take 30 sec btw responses? I would shut u off for that. takes u a min to write k? and I’m selling watches. Go figure

  4. sixgun Avatar

    Hi al long time no talk…I know u miss me bitch

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