Like I always say, If you can’t laugh at yourself then make fun of other people.
Dopey
Broker Wars
16 responses to “Broker Wars”
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SIZE only. Fine work.
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There is NO substitution for LARGE BALLS.
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Why did you leave the french banks out? Those froggers too easy to rip on?
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How about Wells Fargo?
Our horse died, can’t lend money. But we can give you a cute stuffed one if you loan us some.
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What about Mesirow Financial? I would say – “Where Goldman salespeople come to die”.
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How about Veoli Industries! (ha, can’t tell my boss. He’s a dickweed, but he is a managing director, snot nose is younger than me!)…
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Oppenheimer & Co:
You deserve a broker who couldn’t get an interview anywhere else.
Or,
Morgan Stanley, Smith-Barney:
Pompous and dumb is harder than it looks -
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or how about…
“the u.s. government …a long tradition of mucking things up for 150 years”
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Blinder Robinson, “Blind’em and Rob’em.”
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You fellas need a good belly laugh. Here’s one I heard on the desk:
There was this couple (Priapus and his squeeze) that was married for 20 years, and every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the lights. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was stupid. She figured she would break him out of the crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a romantic session, she turned on the lights.
She looked down and saw her husband was holding a battery operated pleasure device. She got extremely upset. ‘You impotent bastard!’ she screamed at him, ‘how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!’
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly, ‘I’ll explain the toy if you explain the kids.’ -
why no french banks represented here? if they were, here is a proposal for SG or BNP:
“Serving you complex derivative contracts on escargot futures since 1883”
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Deutsche Bank… No substance, just faff…
