Curiosity had me scratching my head over the weekend as to why Kwai Chang Caine would kill himself? WHY ??? The answer is actually more disturbing than the outcome. It appears as though our friend David “Kill Bill” Carradine had a dirty little secret (which I have no problem with). Hell…I am huge fan of naughty filthy sexual behavior. What red blooded American male isn’t? The dirtier the better I say… “No” means “Yes” and “Yes” means “cover me in body butter, hook the jumper cables up to the car battery and let’s get National Geographic”… I totally get that. But can somebody please explain why… why in God’s name when you’re staying in a hotel… alone… in Bangkok… where $13 buys you a sweet little 15 year old (or five of them for that matter) – why the fuck would you hang your Kung Fu self by the neck and string up your baby maker just to rub one out?
Buddy it’s OK to be a freak (I fully condone it) but I am furious about the fact you had this entire society of raunchy hookers that cost next to nothing and yet you chose to go solo on this mission. Master Po is rolling over in his grave. I mean what would have been a worse outcome… getting discovered with young tidbits of Asian delight in a country where they promote prostitution or making and getting caught in a dreadful fisherman’s knot and actually doing the final deed?.. by mistake!? Here’s an idea Grasshopper… you’re worth 50 million dollars… pay for the hookers. They would have strangled, fingered ,fondled, flipped, slapped and sucked for 25 greenbacks and you’d still be on the set by 6 a.m. Furious.
If it’s a “Happy Ending” ending you’re looking for, please don’t try this at home.
-Aces and 8’s
